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Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon

The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving
Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?

Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.
by duplicitycommon October 24, 2011
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marathon rizz

when you have rizz, but it takes a while to show.
boy1: bro, why didn't ask her out?
boy2: i got that marathon rizz, it'll happen just you wait
by that boy so suave April 8, 2023
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Marathon In Kabul

This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.
I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.
by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021
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nut marathon

“Wyd this weekend?” “I’m just gonna have a nut marathon.”
by xxogaal November 10, 2022
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The Marathon Runner

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.
Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.
by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021
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Grape marathon

This is a drink made with grape vodka and red bull.
by Hawthorne place May 25, 2013
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8 shot marathon

when one consumes 8 shots of any type of liquor at 1 a.m. or later in rapid succession and proceeds to run a distance of atleast 2 miles
Holy shit I hear Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 20 minutes!
by dickdrizzle6969 December 18, 2012
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