maersk alabama

a ship that was hijacked by somali pirates in 2009.

Person 1:Hey do you remember that movie Captain Phillips that was about the somali pirates hijacking the Maersk Alabama?
Person 2: Oh yeah those skinny ass somali niggas took Captain Phillips hostage.

by theblackpirate May 16, 2016

Maderna

Misspelling of Moderna that lead to the embarrassing arrest of some idiot anti-vaxxer that used a phony COVID-19 vaccination card to travel and got caught.

If you are going to falsify your vaccination status and hope to avoid public ridicule, at least make sure that it is not spelled like MADERNA!

by Soul_Driver September 1, 2021

assy magee

Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.

I claim this as my own.

.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.

by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005

White Mage

Wielder of White Magic. Uses healing powers to strenghten and heal allies. Also can use magic to harm the undead. In Final Fantasy, it is one of the most important jobs. Generally a woman. In FFXI, this job is usually left to the Tarutaru. If you play this job, you can be spammed for continuous cures by the dead people you pass. Also the job class with the weakest defense.

Deadguy: raise me!
WhiteMage: Why?
Deadguy: cuz youre a white mage! it's ur job!
WhiteMage: *casts magic*
Deadguy: Yes!!!!!11! Woot!!!
Goblin hits WhiteMage for 1425 points of damage.
WhiteMage falls to the ground.
Deadguy: u suck.

by Mattacon July 24, 2008

Macerbation

When a group of people sit in the same room and talk to each other on Mac webcams instead of realy talking.

The three guys were going to do some macerbation in the family room.

by Adam Sokalsky January 19, 2008

magera

the last name of Bam a reasonably cool guy off Jackass, Viva La Bam and C.K.Y (the show, not the band). Also the last name of his brother (Jesse), who is the drummer in the BAND C.K.Y (Camp Kill Yourself). Bam is cool but has fucked around and is ruining the reputation of the band HIM, the best band.

Bam Magera has a brother called Jesse Magera and parents called April and Phil Magera.

by POZZA!!!! November 5, 2005

maceration

1.To make soft by soaking or steeping in a liquid.

2.To separate into constituents by soaking.

3.To cause to become lean, usually by starvation; emaciate.

“His winemaker allowed the juice and skins of the white grapes to macerate together overnight before pressing”

by The Scholar June 26, 2003