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mad haggard

1) Whenever things get rough beyond all reasonable standards. An expression of an inability to make any headway against the fundamental ridiculousness of a shitty situation.

Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.

2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.

A: "My shoes are untied, my headphones are all tangled, I can't find my shit, my nose is running and I don't know which way is up. I feel like a bag lady."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"

"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."

"George Bush is mad haggard."

J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."
mad haggard by Adamator November 10, 2008
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Mad Respect Lifetime

A term used when describing something that is outrageously amazing. Often used in games such as meider ball, basketball, road puck and many more...
Wow, what a shot, thats Mad RLT
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Mad Dog Mattis 

US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.
Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”
A female human who endeavors to manipulate, degrade, distort, slander, or undermine other surrounding females despite the utter lack of environmental benefits or positive personal consequences.
Fu**, will someone please put these Mad Kows out of their misery?
Mad Kow by Third String Leather January 27, 2023

mad dogging

starring as though you are crazy, threatening glance
mad dogging by Fred77054 September 6, 2006

mad tite 

Really cool. Can be used either sarcastically or honestly.
Yo that Eclipse looks mad tite!!!
mad tite by pro-five-oh July 22, 2008

Mad because bad 

What you say to someone when they get mad at you for being better than them.
Gamer 1: You're such a loser! 1,000 hours in a game! Get a life, no wonder I can't kill you! You don't do anything else!

Gamer 2: Mad because bad.