Mathew

annoying guy , rude and disrespectful

A: (does stupid stuff)
B: Bro don't be mathew

by cum here November 28, 2023

jivon Mathew

Jivon Mathew is a species of ape commonly found in the south of India it is sometimes friendly but only because it wants to steal peoples money and it thinks it is a smart funny ape but this ape is quite dumb and most animals stay away from it. Humans are petrified of this animals scary looks and yellow rotten teeth.this ape also does not get along with the yellow orangutan.

Andria:oh my god guys look
Achu:is that what I think it is
Amalu:goodness gracious me

Abia:AHHH SCARY
reetha: ITS JIVON MATHEW THE WEIRDEST KIND OF APE TO EXIST

by anamazingbigsister September 16, 2022

Mathew's Cock

An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.

You better watch out for the ol' mathew's cock

by xdcreamed October 17, 2020

Mathew Adams

“Define Mathew:
Ugly
Stupid
Sexist
Tiny eyes
Has never (will) never get a girl friend

Bully
Starts drama
Makes people feel bad

“ ewwwwwww look there’s Mathew Adams gross my poor eyes I can’t see anymore”!!!!🤨😡😒

by Gruby.geo March 01, 2018

Mathew cash

A guy who is usually gay and thinks he is good at soccer but then gets meged 1 million times

Mathew cash is gay

by Ankith hater November 11, 2017

Luke Mathews

Best basketball player who could beat Steph Curry easily. He's also so attractive that girls are scared to look at him. If you ever meet Luke shake his hand and never wash it again.

Luke Mathews is really good at basketball.

by Master Lukum December 09, 2024

Joe mathew

Boy fae lochee with a 2 inch knob

Omg have you seen joe Mathews knob it’s so small

by Welly_2006 May 30, 2022