dumped a lump

dumped a lump is a synonym for i shad my pants or i dropped the kids of at the pool

person 1 : "were where you?"
person 2 : "i dumped a lump."

by the f u c k is a pseudonym December 6, 2018

Lump of Wind

A spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf!

Oh, really? DO YOU THINK SO?! You spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf! You lump of Wind, you witless, unwiped, panderly puke-stocking!

by [e-mail] July 2, 2019

sour lump

Someone who is acting uptight or irritable, thereby ruining everyone else's good time.

Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix,"
Angelica: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"

Liam the Sour Lump: "That wasn't funny, guys. >:("
Friend 1: "What's the matter with him?"
Friend 2: "Oh, don't mind him. He's just being a sour lump like always."

by meluvcheese22 June 12, 2016

Lump Lunt

A huge burning shit that is in the form of a lump

I just had a massive lump Lunt plop in the toilet

by MemLord August 22, 2019

piss lump

noun; A condition of the penis easily mistaken for an erection; usually in the morning. It is crucial not to mistake the two where urination becomes quite painful after ejaculation.

At first, Carol was excited to see her husband of fifty years with an erection, sadly, she knew it was only a piss lump and would probably disappear after he relieved himself.

by Charlie 361 November 19, 2011

Lump Sack

When something is annoying or a liability, it is a Lump Sack.

"Your crime history is a real Lump Sack for your unemployment, David."

by Beefy5Layer November 23, 2022

plump with lump

need for defecation, have a shit, 'take' a shit, potential movement of the bowels, preg-o-not, one being "full of shit"

-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!

his theories were plump with lump

my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump

YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!

by michael foolsley October 28, 2013