A sexual act in which a man lies prostrate on the ground, and the receiver jumps off a bed or similarly high platform and attempts to land upon the man's penis.
by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010
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Oh my god! I just did the biggest long island iced poo of the day, quick, come and see, come and see... but for the love of all that is good and pure hold your frickin' nose!!!
by Captain Brocoli May 7, 2007
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by CrazyBiznitchLIRepresent January 12, 2010
Get the Long Island Taco mug.dumb girls who wear their hair in messy buns and think it looks cute. flip flops and sweatpants are daily attire because theyre from victoria's secret. big juicy bags and school sweatshirts complete a snotty long island girl, along with a nasty attitude and an attitute that is better than everyone else. roosevelt field is their main attraction.
kaite: omg do you see those long island girls?
nicole: yea, they actually think they look nice
katie: they look like they just rolled out of bed.
nicole: yea, they actually think they look nice
katie: they look like they just rolled out of bed.
by biancaaa January 15, 2008
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Get the long island sincerity mug.Consists of Irish and Italian kids, beer pong and flip cup, Hollister and Abercrombie, spray tans and big sunglasses, Montauk and The Hamptons, Corona's and Yager Bomb's, Boardy Barn and Neptunes, house parties and keg stands, Escalades and Mustangs, barbeques and beaches, soccer and lacrosse, cocaine and ecstacy, bars and boats, 5 bedroom houses and 2 car garages, Fire Island and Nautical Mile, steroids and boob jobs, bank accounts and bad accents.
It's pronounced "LawngGuyland" by its inhabitants.
It's pronounced "LawngGuyland" by its inhabitants.
Beware while traveling through this desolate land known as Long Island, N.Y. They migrate in large packs and are usually highly intoxicated. However, you may rest easy America, these white, fist pumping creatures rarely venture outside this suburban jungle.
by ayyo246 March 3, 2011
Get the Long Island, N.Y. mug.A subset of the female species that is attracted to anything tacky and expensive. They have adapted to solely wearing Uggs footwear, even when the temperature surpasses eighty degrees Fahrenheit. In the winter, they most often wear their Uggs with a substitute of leggings instead of pants, completely unaware of the fact that no one in hell wants to see their black-clad asscheeks. In the summer, they wear their Uggs with miniskirts, even though the outfit clearly defies logical sense and, moreover, good taste. They also tend to wear oversized sweatshirts depicting some nonexistent sports team that they like to pretend that they play for. In addition, to make things ever worse, they speak with one of the most irritating accents in the world, dragging their vowels out and over- accentuating their s's.
Person 1: Those are Long Island Girls.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: Look at their ugly ass Uggs, those fugly leggings with their muffin tops spilling over, and the same tacky Hollister/Aeropostale/Abercrombie and Fitch tote bags that they're all carrying around.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: Look at their ugly ass Uggs, those fugly leggings with their muffin tops spilling over, and the same tacky Hollister/Aeropostale/Abercrombie and Fitch tote bags that they're all carrying around.
by ChloeDaria February 21, 2009
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