vapor locked

whe a woman has all her holes plogd by dics

she got vapor locked by three duddes last night

by jose leland November 23, 2003

Locked and Loaded

When you getting road dome and right before you cum you slide the seat forward and the steering wheel down to where she has to catch it.

"I was driving around getting road dome and pulled a locked and loaded."

by Justin Devine November 13, 2007

Cocked & Locked

The act of having a boner and being ready to fuck, or you are ready do load your weapon.

Cody - "Hey Austin are you ready for the party tonight?"
Austin - "Yea im already Cocked & Locked and ready to fuck!"
Cody - "Sounds like a Yaytime!"

by ZirkeyTurkey September 21, 2009

Locked in the Box

The condition of a cock being stuck in a pussy.

Man 1: dude, my cock is soar as hell!

Man 2: damn, I thought you said you hit that shit last night.

Man 1: I did, man, but I got Locked in the Box so I had to spray my jank with a water hose to get that shit out. You know how spring cock will swell up on you.

by jodaworks February 20, 2009

Butt-locked

When one sits in a particular spot for a long period of time causing the buttocks to ache.

Man, I am butt-locked from sitting on the ground.

by LaMarDay July 22, 2011

lockeduptoolie

an excellent memepage with great content that’ll make you laugh out loud

“aye bro you saw that new lockeduptoolie post?”

by TOOLIESLEAN July 9, 2021

calf locked.

calf locked: a very annoying state of being wherein "people" mistake certain words with activities, calves are not animals but part of the human atonomy, this can happen because of time difference, word blindness, illiteracy, language barrier, accident, act of aggresion, the end of imagination, which is always a failure to communicate or perhaps a mistake.

"Oi! calf locked? Stretch those calves! they needin not to get locked!"

"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"

"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"

by good attention September 2, 2013