Librandu

Librandus are brigades of racist, self loathing ninja warriors who come from well off families & educated backgrounds. Librand*s work in creative and innovative fields including journalism and think of themselves as righteous thinkers and liberators of bolshevishm, but they are the Jon Snows of this world thinking invasions of civilizations were great by consuming colonial version of history rock, stock and barrel.

Hey, Did you read that propaganda news article written by a librandu?
yeah, Librandus are sold in stocks of bundels, both lolshevicks & communists buy them in shares

by KsabaSzegti December 2, 2020

Librarian

Librarians are very misunderstood.Most people believe that librarians:
1)are always under a pile of books
2)don't have any connect to the real world
3)are bitter and sarcastic
4)don't have a life
5)own a lot of cats
6)are ugly
7)are full of useless information
8)like to show off their intellectuality

Well guess what,there are some who're like that,but the majority kicks ass.Librarians are the coolest human beings you can find.

WIT :A smart person's weapon against ignorance
LIBRARIAN:A person fighting ignorance with knowledge
WITTY LIBRARIAN:A Smartass

by Luna De Margarita's Sister February 8, 2010

librarian

Technically, the term "librarian" refers to an individual who has obtained a Master's Degree in Library Science or Information Science, but is increasingly used to refer to any of a number of professionals and para-professionals employed in a library. The main function of a librarian is to connect individuals (patrons or customers) with information and entertainment, whether found in print, audio, video, or other (i.e. online) formats.

The librarian used the computer catalog to help Susie find a book about flesh-eating plants.

by dans tes rêves October 23, 2007

dirty Libby

a dirty libby is to perform the talent of riding dick and watching people walk by through the window. this may trigger some people as she makes eye contact and stares into your sole as you’re just trying to make your way home. dirty libby refuses to
root unless there is a window she can look into the street to.

“i was just walk-in home and looked into a window and saw some bitch doin a dirty libby!”

by dirtysluts101 May 31, 2019

library cop

A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.

I used to be a mall cop, but now I'm a library cop.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

Cock Library

A party or social gathering which has a lopsided ratio of males over females, where, like books in a library, a female can peruse the selection of "cocks", taking one for her use as she desires.

Mike : "I was about to head over to your place, how's the party looking?"

Tony : "I wouldn't bother man, it's mostly dudes, a total cock library."

by DIII July 25, 2008

libralist

A political movement to defend free speech and to promote classic liberalism. It is a splinter group skepticism. It was created by Carl Benjamin aka sragon of akkad

That dude over there is a libralist. He woke as fuck to the real world

by Libralalex February 11, 2018