leno'd

To give someone something, only to complain and take it back later.

My ex-girlfriend leno'd me to get her ring back.

by vandilization November 10, 2010

leeyol

the indigenous, flirtatious mating call for ane, often used by the honorary Jacob "JCOCK" Gladwell

Jacob: Leeyol, leeyol, leeyol, leeyol
(Hairy Old Black Man approaches in a clown suit)
Jacob: Aneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Leeeeeeeeyyyoolll!!!
....ten minutes later...
(Hairy Old Black Man puts back fro)
Jacob: MmmhmmHhhmMmMhmmm Leeyolguar!!!

by Jacob.gladwell May 14, 2011

Lenocide

The absolute destruction of modern mainstream comedy as we know it.

Jay Leno exhibited tendencies of Lenocide when he tore The Tonight Show out of the deserving hands of his vastly superior and irrefutably funnier successor, Conan O'Brien.

by shootfirst6501 January 22, 2010

Lenoir City High School

Probably one of the worst schools located in East Tennessee. Despite how harsh the weather can be, we are almost always in school, unless Knox county gives us the go-ahead. There are atleast 1-2 fights held publicly a week, and many others hosted at the local skate park. People are constantly suspended. The school is basically divided up into Preps, Scene Kids, Druggies, Latino Gangs, and the Minority, which there are about 10 Black kids and 5 Asians out of almost 1,500 students. After the kids at Lenoir City Middle and North Middle combine, they both ditch their existing friends for a more fake lifestyle to cope with how little attention they get. Most of the female students are the stuck-up bitches that don't give a shit about you unless you're in their inner-circle; If they do care, they just want your cock, money, or drugs because they are dirty sluts, and not the attractive ones either. The males are almost the same way. They all seem to have that douchebag vibe, always fucking with people, not caring about anyone but their inner-circle. The low-life ones usually talk shit about eachother, eventually leading into fights and suspensions. The facility at LCHS is bad, too. After wasting $1M on a football stadium for a losing team, we are left with trashy bathrooms, outdated computer labs, and lockers that won't shut properly. Any student transferring here should go to Loudon, or maybe Farragut High. Going here is the shittiest mistake you could ever make.

Tom: "Hey do you know where I can watch a good fight, ditch all my friends, find racist shit written on bathroom walls, get stabbed by a Latino Gang member, and catch an STD from a trashy girl?"

Bob: "Sure, I heard Lenoir City High School is open today."

by treatedMeLikeCrapLCHS April 2, 2011

Leno

to promise a job and take it back

Jay Leno Lenoed Conan O'Brien

by CoCo O'Brien February 7, 2010

Lennox

A total Savage on the highest level, a caring person in general. He is the most dangerous person when made mad and won't stop at nothing until your beaten close to death. Also thinks with his dick before his heart.

Stop acting like a total Lennox.

by Ramen eggshells August 6, 2018

John Lennon

1. Sexiest man in history, as well as the sexiest man there will ever be.
2. "Founder", you could say, of the Beatles.
3. Bigger than Jesus, as are the other three Beatles, too.
4. Definitely cuter than Paul. (In reference to V.S. Eliot's entry on John Lennon.)
5. Too good for Yoko.

Why does everyone think Paul is like, super adorable? (Well, he is, but I don't think he's cuter than say, Ringo and John.) I think John Lennon is cuter than Paul McCartney! I mean, Paul is a very close second, but Johnny's SO SUPER CUTE! As well as effin' sexy.

by Mrs. Lennon April 13, 2009