Lemon Cardboard

A name to call your Girlfreind

Ay yo Lemon Cardboard your short

by Some random Canadian November 16, 2020

Pressed Lemon

1- A repressed lesbian

Person 1- Omg (person 2) why are you such a lesbian?
Person 2- I'm not a lesbian! Being gay is wrong and God tells us not to be gay
Person 1- You need to stop being such a pressed lemon, all that repression is going to make you need some intense therapy.

by kapowinxx3 September 5, 2010

lemonade luge

The act of urinating down a slide in a public setting, followed by sliding down said slide Penguin Style (face-first, hands at sides)

Bro, pulled a sick lemonade luge last night. I didn't realize until I woke up with a yellow t-shirt

by T-Brohen May 9, 2011

lemongod

The one they call lemongod is the all mighty and gets no hoes but funny as hell but never gets outside.

Man that Lemongod guy is the Goat

by ThyMansJewStine March 22, 2017

Lemon Luster

A more formidable form of lemon furniture cleaner used by E&M Commercial Maintenance.
Commonly mistaken for the vastly inferior Lemon Pledge....

Brian: Why the F*** do you keep using Lemon Luster?
Matt: You do not pay enough for me to afford Lemon Pledge, and stop referring to me as a maid from family guy.
Brian: No... no.. no... More Lemon Pledge...
Matt: I fucking hate you.... You know that right?
Brian: Lemon Pledge?

by MAttE+M June 25, 2019

Lemon Finger

When Don Lemon shoves his hand down his pants swirls his fingers around his junk and then wipes it on your mustache

Damn man quit touching your balls and wiping it in my face, you have a lemon finger!

by Shadeyguy1A August 14, 2019

Lemon eyes

The loving (sweet) look that someone gives but they actually are jealous (sour) of their partner's accomplishments.

Daisy is great but her lemon eyes show how she is super insecure about herself when she thinks about her rockstar boyfriend.

by thatoneguywhoeatskids October 29, 2019