leap hole

A French colloquialism used to describe a woman's vagina(or the woman herself) that smells as if a mortally wounded bum crawled inside of it 23 days ago and died, creating a stench powerful enough to cause a man to leap from a 14th floor window.

I got drunk a Loreilei's this weekend and woke up next to a leap hole. I puked in my boots, put them on, and leaped out of the window. Luckily, her husband's Ford Ranger broke my fall.

by ZachE March 31, 2016

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Happy Leap Day!

Today is Thursday 29th February 2024 a leap day! It is also the proper birthday of many people born on this day so you can finally wish them a happy birthday or a Happy Leap Day instead!

Bob: It's my birthday today!
Me: Happy Leap Day!
Bob: Thank you so much!

by Mahrufur February 29, 2024

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Bitch Leap

A Bitch Leap is when a woman is so horrible, such a disgusting individual, such a bitch and cunt that a man who has spent any time with her... whom she manages to twist him so bad that he leaps right to the gay side as if he were stuck atop a burning skyscraper

"Did you hear what happened to McGregor?

"No?"

"Kelly was such a foul cunt he swore off women and went straight to dick"

"HE TOOK A BITCH LEAP?"

by Mattfohlee January 04, 2021

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Leap Schedule Day

On February 29th, wake up an hour earlier than normal, and then sleep an hour earlier than normal.

Tomorrow is Leap Schedule Day.

by godlylaundrymachine May 14, 2022

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Eton Leap-frog

A physically exhaustive game where the frustrated young men of Britain's finest independent all-boys schools leap over each other's bare backsides, while taking care not to insert their dangling genitals. Many of these fine young men go on to join societies at Oxford and Cambridge, such as burn-a-fifty-quid- note-in-front-of-a-homeless-man society, or stick-your-todger-in-a-dead-pig club.

Monty Chumlington-Smythe; i say, isn't the debate on at the Young Conservatives tonight?

Tristram Farqhuar-pinklipz; I plan on taking some amyl nitrate then fatty Thompkins and I will Eton Leap-frog each other until Latin.

by Klaatu's Nikto December 06, 2017

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