When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.
While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
by peaceangel22 June 27, 2011
a gigantic crap
and when using it admiting that your crap is leaving the economical damage that only a warhead could leave and or stinking up someones house
and when using it admiting that your crap is leaving the economical damage that only a warhead could leave and or stinking up someones house
by t-radical squared May 11, 2005
a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.
b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.
b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.
Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.
by poppilopo June 13, 2009
by halfliesread October 18, 2013
1. N: One who messes things up/fucks them up beyond all recognition, or who generally sucks, especially below the belt and on non-human mammals.
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition
"Jason is such a fucking swiglar!You can sure tell that he was raised by trailer trash!!"
"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"
"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"
by swizzbo March 05, 2004
When your demeanor imitates a Lars Christian Jensen. A Lars is notorious for babbling on for hours instead of teaching his students, or giving 30 minutes speeches about that fish he caught yesterday. Lars is also known for being obsessed with Danish literature and biology - but especially fish- and plant life.
Larsing is being defined as:
"Nu skal I høre..."
"Har I set nyheder om de der tun?"
"Jeg fangede en laks den anden dag."
"I dag skal vi have om fotosyntesen."
"Skal vi lige se mine Facebook posts?"
"Læse, læse, læse."
"Nu skal I se mit stamtræ..."
"Nu skal I høre..."
"Har I set nyheder om de der tun?"
"Jeg fangede en laks den anden dag."
"I dag skal vi have om fotosyntesen."
"Skal vi lige se mine Facebook posts?"
"Læse, læse, læse."
"Nu skal I se mit stamtræ..."
by larsiemand March 01, 2023
by Ubiquitous Ninja October 12, 2020