The art of cruising around a neighborhood multiple times looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Often performed by losers in crap cars (e.g. "souped up" Hondas).
by teeniebopper May 04, 2008
by TerminatorX January 07, 2009
Like "dry humping", only not for free, since it's usually not from your partner. Rubbing against one another in the genital area, usually with one's close on. Gender is regardless, but it's usually done to a male.
see also: dry hump
see also: dry hump
by Annonymous February 05, 2005
by michael hunt December 25, 2002
Business exchange whereby, for fiscal remuneration, some self-absorbed and insecure slut shakes her sweaty ass vapours in the direction of either a) horny young twat who is likely to shoot his load on the spot, or b) tragic middle aged middle management type who's only hope of getting a sniff of young pussy is at some dingy strip club.
Cheap stripper: Hey sugar, want a lap dance?
Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.
Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.
by irreverent August 05, 2006
Any project, or regular full day assignment dropped on one's lap by a manager, creative director, or sales person thirty minutes before your regularly scheduled Friday afternoon departure time from work.
"Yeah, I'll have to meet you guys later after the show. I was nearly out of the office, keys in hand, when all of a sudden I got lap bombed by my boss." ---- "Yeah, like four hours worth of work!"
by Sean Borja -Graphic Designer and Local Zero August 24, 2004
another word / phraze for a blow job. specifically when you use your hand to push a girls head down repeatedly during a blow job as if to simulate dribbling a basketball on your lap.
by frederick nichols July 03, 2008