Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow and then wiping your ass on their pillow case.

I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on my friends pillow.

by Jsten83 September 6, 2025

Laporta-ing

When a close friend, who claims he can win on his own, lies in the background of the group chat, waiting to take notes and snipe the player that is being discussed by the other members of the group. Then goes ahead and takes that player in the draft. Step 3 (optional) involves photoshop, and documentation that has been altered to show that the player was on his list "all along."

Raj: Lets check out the stats and odds of that new Laporta dude on the Lions
Farbod: I agree, he can probably be a great player.

Raj: Where's Ashwin??
Farbod: Haven't heard from him this whole convo
............Days later
Ashwin: I picked up this player Laporta, who I've been targeting for YEARS now, all on my own.
Farbod: Hmm, seems fishy to me, seems like some Laporta-ing going on..
Raj: Definitely... he tried to show me some sheet of paper too... Lapota-ing to the fullest!

by KingJar92 December 1, 2025

Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.

I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.

by pee-NuT December 1, 2007

Pheobe lePom

The least popular character in the low rating yet cult followed Australian tv show: the life of Tom.
Phoebe is a irritating and ugly english chick who the group only keep around to torment with anti-English jokes

"When your parents fight does it sound like dane edna fighting with jamie olver?"
Pheobe lePom chases Tom and falls down the stairs in a hilarious way.

by LifeOfTomFan4 March 18, 2011

shaloma lakom

When you lose in csgo and you buy shotguns in the start of the round and execute your infidel team

Lets shaloma lakom thes infedels

by Shaloma man September 6, 2019

william lapohn

a chick magnet and a fun guy to be around, and babes

dammm william lapohn youre hot as fuck

by a naidian December 18, 2019

Mégane Lapointe

Mégane Lapointe is the best person in the world. You know she is just by looking at her. Funny as hell too. She a wonderful friend and deserves the world

"Where is my cool ass friend named Mégane Lapointe"

by Mailoukou February 6, 2021