by hfdjsfhdskjlf August 30, 2010
Get the Kroger Sack mug.by ThatOneChik December 8, 2006
Get the kroger mug.Related Words
kromer • kromer blind • kromerish • Stormy Kromer • Dirty Kromer • kramers • kroger • Kramered • krogering • krome
A male high school senior that hits and dates freshman in high schooland does all or some of the following:
takes the girls v-card
fucks raw in their friends car
makes her sneek out at insane times of the night
gets her parents to forbid her from seeing him
after they have been dating and he goes to college he does some or all of the following:
still gets her to sneek out (even if its out a window)
cheats on her with fat girls and or asians
gets her very drunk before fucking her
has extreme mood swings
gets arrested or almost arrested for being out very late and making her lie
and most of all cant hold alcohol
takes the girls v-card
fucks raw in their friends car
makes her sneek out at insane times of the night
gets her parents to forbid her from seeing him
after they have been dating and he goes to college he does some or all of the following:
still gets her to sneek out (even if its out a window)
cheats on her with fat girls and or asians
gets her very drunk before fucking her
has extreme mood swings
gets arrested or almost arrested for being out very late and making her lie
and most of all cant hold alcohol
joe- Mike is such a Kramer!
mini- I know dude he fucked amanda in your car raw and he is now 18 right?
joe- yea he is and amandas dad wont let her see him anymore. dude he found a condom in the trash at her house hes a fucking asshole and he can hold his alcohol.
zac- dude stop drinking that jack you cant handle it
mike- no man i can
(3 shots later)
mike-(pukes) amanda i love you i love you amanda i love (puke)
mini- I know dude he fucked amanda in your car raw and he is now 18 right?
joe- yea he is and amandas dad wont let her see him anymore. dude he found a condom in the trash at her house hes a fucking asshole and he can hold his alcohol.
zac- dude stop drinking that jack you cant handle it
mike- no man i can
(3 shots later)
mike-(pukes) amanda i love you i love you amanda i love (puke)
by minibitch January 14, 2007
Get the Kramer mug.Kromeus is a modern day war god venerated by medical professionals with empathy that's been as fucked as their love life and anyone else important. He fistfights Odin daily and drinks the tears of those who seek to cancel him. Kromeus is as unstable as he crafty and chaotic
by Senngatal August 12, 2021
Get the Kromeus mug.You place your penis through a Krispy Kreme glazed donut. You then smash it into someone’s face while ejaculating.
I put a glazed Krispy Kreme donut on my dick. I then smashed into my girls mouth as a bust a nut giving here a Krispy Kremer!
by Knuttsachel July 11, 2020
Get the Krispy Kremer mug.Ingesting a hit of marijuana in a crouching position, then immediately standing up, arching your back, and forcing blood to your face. Usually results in an amazing head rush and possible blackout.
Pothead 1: "Whats good bro? You wanna go take Krogers behind Stop & Shop?"
Pothead 2: "Yea lemme grab my bowl."
Pothead 2: "Yea lemme grab my bowl."
by Mr.Difter November 6, 2011
Get the Kroger mug.I know how hard it is to hide from Two N****, but can you imagine?
No N****... No N****.... OH JESUS!
--Katt Williams on Kramer, Cosmo
No N****... No N****.... OH JESUS!
--Katt Williams on Kramer, Cosmo
by The Restless October 9, 2008
Get the Kramer, Cosmo mug.