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kool aid hat 

: meaning to be shot in the head. This was popularized by Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony on E. 19th Eternal.
Gonna, gonna give'm that Kool aid hat. Gonna kill 'em now.

Kool-Aid Konundrum

In formal terms:

"The size of the vehicle in possession of the female owner is inversely proportional to the size of the owner."

Simply put:

"The fatter the bitch,the smaller the bucket that fat ass hoe drives."
Player 1: "My baby mamma whips around town in a Geo Metro."

Player 2 : "That fat bitch?? Damn,ese, what a Kool-Aid Konundrum that is!"

kool-aid hands 

When your making some sweet kool-aid. Then you have the powder on your hands, then you get em wet. You have came down with a case of kool-aid hands.
"Steve" You want me to make some kool-aid.
"John" Sure, hey don't get kool-aid hands like last time.
kool-aid hands by MCTallyWhacker November 17, 2005

kool aid nigga dick

A real ass nigga that puts a funnel in his dick hole and pours kool aid powder in his dick hole.
You kool aid nigga dick took all my powder.
kool aid nigga dick by Stankymeat January 15, 2014

Kool-Aid goggles 

The resulting influence of drinking too much Trump-issued Kood-Aid on one's mental function, whereby one is only able to process alternative facts.
I showed Jethro pictures from Trump's and Obama's Inauguration days and he said Trump's crowd was more yuge. He must have been wearing his Kool-Aid goggles.
Kool-Aid goggles by Dancing Inigo February 23, 2017

Kool Aid Mustache 

When a man is having sex with a girl on her period. He then uses his bloody dick to smear a Kool Aid Mustache above her top lip. This can also be done with a bloody finger.
I gave that chick a Kool Aid Mustache!