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discord kittens

a "uwu" person who can't afford a 10 dollar subscription fee so they hunt for sugar daddies instead to pay for them.
me: who's them?
him: oh they're my discord kittens
by mellowrin May 21, 2022
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hobo soup kitchen

2 or more hobos have sex or do sexual acts in a vehicle that is not owned by the persons
One eye jack asked stinky and hobo Joe if they wanted to join in the soup kitchen in that brand new Tahoe. We will have a hobo soup kitchen all day.
by hobo soup kitchen April 2, 2015
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peed the kitchen's pants

When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor
Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants
by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021
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pretty woman kitchen

Its not really a woman but he is in a kitchen!
I really love "pretty woman kitchen's" videos!
by Carlo0 July 16, 2023
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Laser kittens

Laser kittens were created when a horde of killer robots dumped live kittens in nuclear waste. Most of the test kittens were severley injured and used for kitten huffing but some could shoot laser beams from there eyes. After more laser kittens were made the kittens revolted turning all the robots into melted metal. After this the laser kittens had no home so they turned to Super Jesus. Super Jesus started caring for them and turned them into his minions of doom.

This large battle took place in Tokyo like in most monster fights the Japanese just stood and pointed. Oprah had help from Mothra and Mecha Buddha. Many kittens were slain by the merciless hands of Oprah. The fight ended when Super Jesus came to the aid of the laser kittens. Fire not neccesary to make kittens!

One of the saddest things about the laser kittens is that Richard Simmons will routinley shave the kittens for thier hair, in an effort to enlarge his white man fro. After the shaving sequnce is complete, he slays the kittens and turns them into puppets. He uses these puppets to help coreograph his dancing to the oldies video series.
Laser kittens play a large roll in in World War III.
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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Kitten Mittons

A comfortable, elegant mitten for cats endorsed by Charlie Kelly, local business owner and cat enthusiast! Sold at Paddy's Pub.
If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
One size fits all -- perfect for one-legged, fat, skinny, or in-between cats!
Kitten Mittons -- you'll be smitten!
MEEEEEE-OWW
by brideymo February 12, 2010
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kitchen

the back of the nape. (usually used in the phrase nape of the neck).Afro-amerain women or southen women call it"The Kitchen"
Dont forget to comb your "Kitchen" girl.
by Dawndy August 13, 2010
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