Kitted

When you are well equipped/have acquired lots of equipment. Modern adaptions to the word have developed in urban areas where ‘kitty’ is often used in place or alongside kitted. Kitty tends to be used in a more informal environment.

Person A
“All I need is a vertical foreskin and then my Scarl will be fully equipped”

Person B
“I have a spare vertical foreskin I will drop for you”

Person A
“Sweet thanks. Kittyyy”

Person B
“Wow your kitted”

Person C

“Kittyyyyyyy”

by Jamie Freakston June 5, 2018

kite game

6 men put one red head girl in a room. They all fuck her without protection. The redhead becomes pregnant and nine months later a paternity test shows who the actual father is. The father wins a kite.

by tim colgan August 8, 2003

high as a kite and twice as purple

Expression of great joy in natural or artificial intoxication. Created by Michelle Hunnicutt

Dude, Im high as a kite and twice as purple.

by Chris Calvert April 16, 2004

kite

device used in certain weather to keep families entertained for hours.

Lets go fly a kite...and never leave the ground

by Michael F. February 13, 2006

kite

verb. to give lots of hugs and kisses and flirt with someone till they feel as high as a kite

person 1: did you hear what ella did to marco?
person 2: no what did she do?
person 1: she kited him
person 2: oh that marco is a lucky man

by Finky_father_figure April 20, 2019

dick kite

an insult used to demean the likes of a friend or relative who has e.d.... implying that said person might as well tie a kite to his dick

Mike:So how did the other night go?
Justin:I've sure had better performances, if you know what I mean.
Mike:Man, what a dick kite!

by Tim Bianco March 17, 2008

Kite

To intentionally avoid a girl's advances to protect a relationship with another girl. To air or ghost

My sidechick called me round but I said nah b, I had to kite her.

by GordonSackdog April 11, 2019