Blue Kirby

A person of particular annoyance who seeks out the best opportunities to piss people off. Someone who hides or hangs back during a hectic situation only to jump in at the last minute and attain some glory without any real effort. Someone who frustrates others until they're blue in the face or holds back until they themselves are blue in the face before using minimal effort and attaining maximum payoff. As if they spike themselves into the situation.

"Clinton never does anything around here until it's easy to finish the job."
"Yeah, he just sits back like a blue kirby and watches the others do all the work."

by Grizzly PKT NCSU March 12, 2009

dirty kirby

when a girl sucks you off and then proceeds to spit it out instead of swallowing

much like kirby spits out other players when he sucks them up on super smash bro. for the nintendo 64

Dude,wtf!? your mom did the ol' dirty kirby last night

by Kenny,keith,ethan August 6, 2007

Jake Kirby

Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the

nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.

"Did you see him?! He looked so hot."
"He's no Jake Kirby!"

by Danizzle;FoShizzle July 27, 2009

Cat Kirby

A cat which would tell if your toxic or not.
It's also wet all the time.

Person: That Cat Kirby said I'm toxic!
Some Guy: haha n00b

by someguycalledstefan May 25, 2020

Kirby the Kitchen

when you don’t eat all day, come home, and eat everything in sight because you’re hungry.

bro i don’t eat lunch at school so everyday i come home and kirby the kitchen

by tbone_ November 2, 2021

A Kirby Thanksgiving

When a family member purposefully makes the sweet baby Jesus cry by ruining the holiday with their lies...

What is this in the Mac-n-cheese CARROTS??? What is this a Kirby Thanksgiving....

by The Gypsy’s son November 28, 2019

Kirby Main

A Smash Player who Spams Up-B, Down-B, and dash attack all game.

Kirby Main: Hey let’s play Smash Ultimate

Person who actually is good at the game: No All you Kirby Mains do is Spam Up-B, Down-B, Dash Attack and claim you’re good at the game.

by SmashPlayerLol May 7, 2022