Kingston

A method of male masturbation involving wrapping mathematics-infused paper around your penis. Particularly, the quotient rule of derivation from Calculus should be wrapped around the penis, which you then use to jack off, finishing into the paper.

I tried the Kingston last night—I had to rub polysporin on my penis for the paper cuts I acquired.

by No_Name_Bob May 9, 2025

Kingston response

When a nigga with zero talking skills responds to a message with an image or gif

P1: Bro my uncle just died
P2(Kingston response): *sends image*

by Trzzy_ December 5, 2025

Noah Kingston

A "Noah Kingston" is that guy that can't talk to girls

Girl: Hey
Guy: Uhm.... bye (walks away)
Other guy: Damn he just did a Noah Kingston

by laffeman December 7, 2017

Aiden Kingston

9-3 At SBW REAL. IMPERIUM SOLOS REAL. THEORY IS BETTER REAL. I SUCK XMANS DICK FOR A LIVING REAL. MY NAME IS ASSOCIATED WITH SEX REAL.

"Yo Aiden Kingston Sucks NGL." - Kyree Hayze
"At Least AIDEN Kingston Can Take The Dick Out His Mouth For A Second"

by isaiah kingston June 26, 2022

Ali Kingston

Ali Kingston is a person with amazing eyes, and a perfect personality.

Ali Kingston is mine

by Hockeyislikelove September 25, 2022

The Kingston Campfire

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up youre bosses asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside him, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, you both ride the slip n slide ithen ask him to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.

Last night my boss made me give him The Kingston Campfire. It was delicious."

by Big biscuit October 9, 2023

Freaky Kingston G

Very freaky and loves Double Dutch Ruddering. Without this he can not perform properly in school and in life. He also cant perform the act of "Rizz" without Doing this in a week

ME: Kingston cant rizz me some hoes because he hasn't Double Dutch Ruddered in a week
Freaky Kingston G" AHHHHHHHH HELP ME

by GigaMan77 August 4, 2024