Kermit

Kermit is love Kermit is life.
by Odd_Noodle961 November 8, 2019
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Kermit

You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)

A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.

F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT

The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019
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kermit

a guy who has a lotta opinions on people
person: i like your personality kennedy

kermit: fact check please
by kennedyv April 7, 2022
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Kermit Sudoku

(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.

What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.

If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024
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KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!

Woah!! What tf was that 😂 ELMO!!! IS THAT YOU?????

Typical tiktok again!
Elmo: KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!
Few seconds later... (hits his head)
Me: Get Karma!
by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022
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Kermit

Today we’re making Kermit drink the gay potion
by Just_a_Guy624 April 27, 2023
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