Kaleb

Kaleb is a retarded fuck who has no friends, Nobody likes him an dis hated by his mum, who he occasionally beats.
He is a scab and a fuckhead

Bayden - "Hey is that Kaleb?"
Aidyn - "Yes no one likes that kid"
Rest of the population of the world - "Yeah, we agree"

by Aidyn Fisger October 28, 2018

Kaleb

Trash

Kaleb is trash

by Anonymous 253820103664 February 16, 2019

kaleb

a guy who enjoys to take advantage of innocent girls. also known as a sex offender. does not understand the concept of the word NO.cant get girls because his dick is too small. so must rape.

"i cant get any action... maybe ill try to have sex with tracy !"

"dude, stop being a kaleb ! "

by eugine the sex machin3 August 1, 2009

Kaleb

Weeaboo that makes perverted jokes. Probably the nicest person out of your friend group. Obsessed with Southpark and Memes.

“I’m not obsessed with Southpark,” Kaleb protested.

by Nashi_DragneelFT March 1, 2018

Kaleb

Someone that is prone to the Big Gay

omg josh is such a Kaleb

by madebytheStraightgang October 26, 2018

Kaleb

A Fat Fuck who enjoys eating gluttonous amounts of Boloney and Ketchup.

Kaleb is a Fat Fuck who likes to eat constantly.

by Thad December 2, 2004

Dirty Kaleb

When a fat ass is to lazy To go take a fat dirty shit when having sex he shits himself and screams "OHHH YESS THATS THE CINNAMON ROLL THAT I ATE YESTERDAY" and then eats it again.

Yesterday I was having sex with Karen and I did a dirty Kaleb to her.

by Ashley555 April 17, 2020