Kalok

A very ugly person who likes to cook. He is the Asian Gordon Ramsey and can cook rice to perfection. If you run into a Kalok marry him right away. You won't be starving every again. Jealousy is not even a point since no girls will stand his uglyness.

No money to eat out? Ask e Kalok to come over and cook.

by Curry noodles with kfc August 12, 2020

Kabloomed

Past tense of when an individual sends another individual flowers.

Yo Dave, I was dog-housed by my girl again, so yesterday I kabloomed her. Hopefully she will forgive me.

by Spoony-G February 15, 2006

Kablooey Louie

A huge explosion of cum

Jack blew a kablooey louie on my face!

by Northstar56 March 21, 2019

kaelo

A E-boy

Kaelo is a boy who likes to have an orgy with his sister who is probably called Ashley

by Arkyboi8 November 23, 2021

kalolaine

Big Black Girl, Dumb, Funny, Stupid, No common sense, she is tall, looks older than her real age, pretty cool, really curly hair, big booty, muscly!

Bro look at that kalolaine!

by broletmedropthattasha July 24, 2011

KABLOOM!!!!!

What a flower does while opening in spring

Damn son that flower you picked for your mom just kabloomed in your face!!!

by brad May 13, 2005

KABLOOEY

when a man blows a really big gooey white substance out of his package
then it becomes... a snail; a delicacy in eastern france

i can't wait to go out for kablooey as my birthday dinner

by jacky brune February 24, 2008