st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used by vegans.

Yo Barbara, is your St. Micheal's kale gluten free?
No, but it is pretty lit and free range.

by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018

Kale

A very hot sexy beast. Usually friendly and nice, and has a huge dick. He is very good in bed and all the females love him

Do you know Kale Crystlyn?

Yes, he fucked me real good

by Isabella Abanto November 22, 2021

Kale

A sexy beast that will love you with all his heart and never give up on you

Kale is a very loveable guy

by Bobthbuildr February 7, 2023

kales

annoying girl who is very weird . she is a celebrity and no one knows her . underground artist / singer . she raps as well

wow kales is across the street let’s take a picture

by therealgoobygoober September 12, 2020

kale

the best

kale is a good person

by lhjg;o.kuhid.ghizdk March 13, 2025

baby kale

the best fatass dj in the world

i want baby kale as my dj

by vsdvsfDx vc April 17, 2017

Taylor and Kale

Two gay bros who swear they are straight

"Wow did you see Taylor and Kale? They were jerking each other off in the bathroom stall.

by Day_Shadow March 22, 2024