Kale

A very hot sexy beast. Usually friendly and nice, and has a huge dick. He is very good in bed and all the females love him

Do you know Kale Crystlyn?

Yes, he fucked me real good

by Isabella Abanto November 23, 2021

Kale Your Shelf

Basically saying kill your self but in robloxes tos

Roblox kid: Bro stop exploiting you cheater!

Other Roblox Kid: Kale Your Shelf.

by RobotMonkey34 December 06, 2023

spencer kale rudin

being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.

Wow, he is such a Spencer Kale Rudin.

by anaKleenA May 31, 2018

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

arm kale

The opposite of arm candy; an unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.

"Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her."

by Reallygigi July 23, 2015

God's kale

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

by Purple6 October 29, 2023

Prabhat kale

Prabhat is one of the most rude and dumbest person in this world. He minds his own business and don't like human beings. He smokes, drinks everyday. He hates ladies, abuses them and don't even talk to them. He's not liked by anyone and he is not good at anything. He thinks bad of everyone, including himself and has no friends

Prabhat kale is a dumb person

by Prabhat kale November 25, 2021