A unit of measurement, usually used for comparing dongs, which obtains its' value from what is in Jake the Snake Kaiser's pants. Its' legendary status earned it the right to be a unit of measurement. 1 kaiser= 1.5 ft=.47 m.
Luke: I know it's gay to mention, but I saw a guy in the changing room at the Y who was only .033 kaisers long. It was like a tic tac.
Brennan k.: The 3 repeating of course.....
Brennan k.: The 3 repeating of course.....
by kcma May 10, 2011
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A "wacky" indie pop group from Leeds with about as much depth as the shallow end of a paddling pool. Were previously a garage rock group called Parva but became Kaiser Chiefs when they realised copying American rock wasn't earning them any fans or credibility. Hence, they decided to copy 90s Brit rock instead. Against all odds have become hugely popular, probably due to the fact the NME spent every other issue hyping them up. Consistently use amazing and often poignant lyrics to comment on everyday British life, such that would rival the wit of Morrissey eg "Cause we are birds of a feather and you can be the fat one" Despite their lack of song writing skills everyone seems to love them. Fans defend them because they are apparently just cheeky lads making good indie pop music, however, The Futureheads manage to do this far more brilliantly. Some may question the integrity of the band, especially when one reads that Ricky Wilson claims he would "wank of a tramp for success"
by oh stella July 15, 2005
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he is a stalker.
he likes to go on honey moons to beaches in hawaii.
typically just your average guy who wants to be invited to bar/batmitzvahs, so he starts talking to people. then it turns into more, like lovers.
hes also kinda like the coolest kid ever.
he is a stalker.
he likes to go on honey moons to beaches in hawaii.
typically just your average guy who wants to be invited to bar/batmitzvahs, so he starts talking to people. then it turns into more, like lovers.
hes also kinda like the coolest kid ever.
person 1: this guy is such a kauner! he wants to talk to you just to get invited to ur batmitzvah!!
person 2: thats pretty cool!! a kauner wants to be invited to my batmitzvah!! kauners are so cool
person 2: thats pretty cool!! a kauner wants to be invited to my batmitzvah!! kauners are so cool
by the wife and husband's friend April 10, 2009
Get the kauner mug.Kaiser is the name given to a boy who is, to sum it all up, TRASH. Kaiser is a boy that has trust issues. He's usually very childish and immature and never takes things seriously. He usually apologises for things and then does it again. He is not that peng at all in all honesty and they usually have dry lips. Kaiser is usually smart and in a top class but that means they are very moist. A KAISER usually breaks and doesnt care about it. Never date a Kaiser!
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Kaiser: a humoristic title for a very rich and succesful person that is extremely extravagant (like an emperor of an empire), naming shaming and claiming the world, the universe and beyond. Comparable to the title of being the biggest boss that you´ve seen thus far.
John became a very succesful international entrepreneur after he graduated from Harvard Business School and during his extremely extravagant 30th bithday party the girls called him Kaiser.
by Bram Speelman July 16, 2011
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