Traditionally the Puerto Rican Joust occurs when two men decide to partake in a dick measuring contest, but lack the necessary instruments needed for comparison. Similar to a game of chicken the two contenders advance towards each other on foot (rather than by automobile) with fully erect penises . Whom ever makes physical contact with the tip of there member and the opponent's abdomen (usually the belly button) is proclaimed to be the victor of the joust. If one of the contestants halts or strays from the path of collision he or she is disqualified and declared to have and/or be a pussy. The use of PDE5 inhibitors e.g. Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, is not prohibited, but strongly frowned upon.After losing a joust, whether physical or mental, injuries often result in post traumatic stress, self mutilation,homicide, banishment and/or suicide.
The most famous puerto rican joust was between popular hip hop star Justin Bieber and eccentric pop star Lady Gaga, the contest was officially declared a tie.
by ScottWeaver December 28, 2010
Get the puerto rican joustmug. When the man is receiving oral sex and he is about to ejaculate he then backs up almost as far as he can (still holding in the sperm) and while the man or woman is still on his/her knees with his/her mouth open the man then screams while charging at the person on the ground then he rams his cock into the mouth while releasing his sperm.
Tiffany:I want to try something different this time Jack
Jack:How about sex jousting?
Tiffany:most definently
Jack:How about sex jousting?
Tiffany:most definently
by Booty eater tht has a 9 incher May 7, 2018
Get the Sex joustingmug. When two drivers at night on opposite sides of the road refuse to turn off there high beams(or forget to) and see who can last the longest without driving off the road or crashing .
Guy1: Dude i noticed that your car was dented what happened at the movies last night?
Guy2: I was coming home and i was High-beam Jousting with some asshole and i lost.
Guy2: I was coming home and i was High-beam Jousting with some asshole and i lost.
by thatguy105 October 8, 2010
Get the High-beam Joustingmug. A manly ritual which usually takes place after fighting and jacking each other off in a cabin. Manly young men often spend their bachelor parties jet-ski jousting instead of with strippers or prostitutes.
by the legendary marmot February 20, 2008
Get the jet-ski joustingmug. by Martin Krysezewski January 15, 2008
Get the inflatable joustmug. Synonym for scissoring.
by Potatobeanie May 8, 2022
Get the jelly bean joustingmug. this is the next step to anal jousting except its more violent and cruel. basically in summary, a males mate must bend over a table or something to hold themselves up with.as the mate is bent over with their butthole spread the male goes approximately 15 feet away from their partner and face their partners behind. the male then with a fully erected penis puts their arms behind their head and just sprints towards their mate. the penis is then used as a very violent joust in the brown eye of the mate and usually results in rectal bleeding
by NinjaMrPatrick June 18, 2009
Get the super anal joustingmug.