Joey

A slang term for a person with Down’s syndrome or other severe learning difficulties, suitable for use in circumstances where the terms ‘spastic’ and ‘retard’ are difficult to use
Dave you Joey, don’t lick your fingers and put them in the electrical socket.

Half a pound of nuts and bolts, half a pound of a plastic. Put them in a washing machine, out comes a Joey.
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A guy name, typically has a big cock and a muscular body
I'm so sick of nerdy tiny cocked Pauls in bed, I really need a nice Joey to take me to pound town
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God, that dude I slept with last night was such a Joey.
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Man slag. Lives in rhos, dates the entire school after sexual intercource. Will come back for seconds. Breaks up with frigid girls, such as duckface. Literally just gets with girls for a shag. Dark blonde hair and a stupid face. Be warned don’t date this prick.
Who’s that guy? Oh don’t bother with him he’s such a joey
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Joey is a boy name, but SOMETIMES a girl one! Joey is a nice, blonde blue eyes, sexy, hot girl. She loves attention and is very modest. You could say she's perfect, 'cause she almost is, but one thing is her being TOO FRIENDLY with other guys, sometimes it's worrying 'cuz she's so pretty! She is bisexual, but mostly guys. She loves rap and RnB. She has the voice of a goddess and has the moste amazing 1000 dollar smile EVER. she is sensible to poverty, sick and dying.
Guy 1: "Im going out with this REALLY hot chick, but she's not like your girlfriend... I don't know, yours just is so... better."
Guy 2: "Joey is mine. I was lucky enough to charm her. TOO BAD! suckeeeer!"
by JustAGuy.... September 24, 2011
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Joey: New England ski bum slang for a New Yorker/New Jersey/Connecticut tourist. Usually identified by: Rental boots and skis with jeans tucked in and an unzipped jacket OR the most expensive off-the-rack ski-boot-binding setup available, usually beautiful GS or Pow ski being wildly under-appreciated in a power-wedge. Also involves loud voices, obnoxious accents, and they are usually all named Joey. Girls come compete with fur accessories and way too much make-up. Trademark: the Joey Tuck--legs splayed in a wedge, ass in the air, poles sticking straight up, way out of control. Basically New England's own special kind of gaper who think they're hot shit.

Also, they have no idea how to drive on snowy roads or any road that isn't paved. Or even roads without at least 5 lanes of traffic.

Synonyms:
gaper flatlander gaper gap tourist

Antonyms:
ski bum powder hound snow whore local
"Dude, look at that swarm of Joeys sitting in the landing!"

"A out of control Joey took out a kid in my lesson today."

"I had to serve a family of Joeys today, thank god they tipped well."
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Joey can be nice to only girls, that have a nice body or that are “badass”. When you first meet him and if your a girl, he can seem like the best person ever. But when you get to know he’s very inappropriate and “interesting”. He’s kind of tall and not ugly but totally not cute. He’s. A. Player.
Joey 1st day: omg hi you look so pretty and nice, let’s talk.

Girl in her head: omg he seems so nice!

1 week later Joey: ay we should f***

Girl: ummmm

2-3 weeks later Joey: I’m done with you

Girl:why?

Joey: cause I’m going for a new hoe
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