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run them jewels

An expression used when robbing someone to denote the desire that he or she relinquish the jewelry that he or she posses.
Run them jewels nigga! Give me them watches, them rings, and bitch...Give me that motherfuckin' necklace!
by brian fury May 20, 2005
mugGet the run them jewelsmug.

two-jeweled cane

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls
It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.
by Dr. Mythomania April 28, 2011
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William Jewell College

William Jewell College is a small, liberal arts school set atop a small mountain in the middle of Liberty, MO. Once associated with Southern Baptists, the school has since branched away o a simple Christian affiliation. Students are, needless to say, eclectic. Some are honors students who spend their evenings watching foreign films and brewing their own coffee in their dorm rooms. Others venture to downtown Kansas City to smoke the hookah and wander the streets of Westport donning flannel shirts and TOMS. The last of the population blends in seamlessly, goes home every weekend, or is spending their third semester abroad. Because of Jewell's "moist" campus status, most students must venture off the Hill to party it up at houses designated by sports - baseball, soccer, football, and the lesser-known tennis house. Disregard the campus's outwardly pretentiousness though and you'll find a happy-go-lucky student body who longboard down the slopes, mind their P's & Q's, and complain about the constant wind.
Girl: Where do you want to go to college?
Boy: I'm thinking William Jewell College.
Girl: That ritzy place on the Hill? I hear they're uppity. Good luck.
by mclandie April 28, 2010
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nick-jewel

the act of thieving the rear cherry, playing the back nine for the first time, i.e. encouraging a partner to engage in anal sex for the very first time.
Yo yo yo, that badassador is the primary nick-jewell. He chalked up two cherrys last night in the back of the club
by benzaleone May 12, 2009
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jewel heart

The vagina, but a sensitive, sensual (and weird) way to say it so you don't feel like a doctor or a dude-guy.
Let's just say I put the "jew" in "jewel heart"

-Christian Herwitz
by Photo-go-round June 23, 2008
mugGet the jewel heartmug.

Hip hop jewels

When you stick your balls in a woman's mouth and shake them.
I shook my hip hop jewels in that bitch's mouth.
by Tiggman July 15, 2015
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like a jewel

something that cannot be improved on! -another version is 'shines like gold' (or shining)
i checked for my potential definition in urban dictionary and abandoned it, three different people had put it like a jewel, i couldn't beat that!
he handled that business deal like a jewel
her bare glands gave good air; like jewels
that emerald shined like a jewel
that tool worked like a jewel
by michael foolsley February 2, 2010
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