Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.
"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"
"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."
"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."
by Rat God. August 15, 2022
Get the Jakob Momentmug. 
Jakob Stahr is the type of dude who has incredible muscles and a wonderfully beautiful face.
his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.
his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.
by Antiom November 24, 2021
Get the Jakob Stahrmug. He is the best person in the world and everybody likes him. He is smart, funny, great at everything, super funny, good looking, super smart and he likes to be awesome
by George not found June 27, 2022
Get the Jakob Foranmug. A beautiful boy who tries his hardest. He is kind and caring. He has so many talents, Though he often sells himself short. He is a master of video games and a little scatter brained. But he will love you to the moon and back. He also has gorgeous curls, and he likes when you play with them.
by Creatures March 22, 2023
Get the Jakob Lmug. One who performs extensive planning and cries when the plan fails. Taking pictures of everyone they're with and everything they eat. The act of kissing someone drunk while being sober and dabs afterward. Someone who is bisexual but argues about being straight while considering fucking the same sex. One who over uses the term "up to you" but does not really mean it.
Someone who is Jakobing : Okay we're going to get 3 Bing Seu's and 2 toasts but up to you na
Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes
Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!
Alejandro: No!
Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)
Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes
Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!
Alejandro: No!
Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)
by Iloveafs May 23, 2017
Get the Jakobingmug. Jakob and ileana are an extraordinary cute couple and everybody wants to have a relationship like theirs. They’re both super hot and extremely sexy. But they are also have a very nice character and they could talk for hours even if Jakob is more a listener and Ileana is more a story teller. They are working perfectly together and are just a dream couple. Jakob is so hot all of the grade 10 girls are thirsting after him but he doesn’t cares because he is deeply in love with ileana.
by Ja502 November 21, 2021
Get the Jakob and Ileanamug.