Jakob

probably will text u I love you

“jakob sucks”
“yeah dude he does.”

by bunnie666 November 28, 2020

Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob the Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by jaggae September 7, 2008

jakob beelik

Jakob Beelik is a kind and very hot attractive guy who will date any girl he can and will then try to get laid. He can sometimes be pretty humorous but also dis respectful at times. He is only a bit responsible when it comes to decision making so think twice before doing something with him. But for real he is a nice guy with a large sexy beast ass when you think of it but the problem is he is a bit autistic when he goes shopping so don't take him shopping. He is also scared of the sun because he think he's a vamire. But when it's fun time he fights hard with his 1 incher cock.

Jakob Beelik

by Jakob Beelik June 12, 2017

lars jakob

every ebba loves him and he usually lives on the country as a fARMER and loves fishing for fish and even for ebbas.

lars jakob and ebba are like sooo cute together

by Adrish June 2, 2017

Jakob

Typically gifted with a MASSIVE dick.

Jakob's penis is GINOURMOUS.

by oytcirtrfytd6tyuytxtryycur6tgc November 25, 2021

jakob gould

a mf that runs jay co wit his homies. biggest meat in the area code. straight pimp that gets all the bitches

did you see jakob gould ? he’s so hot

by jay co hoe December 9, 2019

Jakob

The cute guy from Auditory Message , which is an alternative rock band from Austria, you should definetly go and check out their Instaagram @auditorymessage

Girl: he’s so cute
Girl 2: he’s Jakob from Auditory Message

by PanicAtTheDiscoRoach August 27, 2018