Jack off coke

The little bit of coke you take home from your bag to snort before you watch porn and try to jack off.

Matty: Hey brigham, here’s a line to take home.
Brigham: Thanks for the jack off coke.

by Kanye1420 May 6, 2023

lumber-jacking off

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood

Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.

by Medici32 May 29, 2016

jack off sandwich

A sexual act in which one places 2 pieces of bread or toast around ones erect penis and masturbates into said bread. The cum soaked bread is then given to a willing and ready female (or male) for consumption

"Hey Schwa, I bet you'd really like a jack off sandwich"

"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"

by brento ricedaddy February 17, 2009

Jack Off Journal

The journal a man keeps that documents his previous masturbation experiences. Typical Jack Off Journals contain time and date of session, video title, size of load and level pleasure rating.

Neil: "Yo man did you just read my Jack Off Journal!!!!????

Pete: "Yeah bro, you've been puttin in some serious overtime!"

by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011

Apple JacK-off's

Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.

I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's

by TV CAR July 25, 2010

jack off jill

an amazingly cool band!
wouldn't put em in a genre of music cus theres many they could come under.
basically they just rock!
i heart joj very much <3

i don't want anybody else, when i think about you i touch myself

by ~* CharlooT *~ February 21, 2005

Bored of jacking off

When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.

This being defined as

You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny February 21, 2022