Invisible duchebage

The invisible duchebage is a duchebage masquerading as something else, hiding his true identity. They usually attempt to act all cool and hip for no reason while masking they're duchebaginess. They tend to like ninjas because ninjas can be invisible. Not sure as to how you would expose an invisible duchebage, but they are there trust me.

"Hey, did you see that guy crouching over there and acting all gay? As if noone cna see his lameness". "yea, I did. Almost reminded me of an invisible duchebage".

by Blackoperative June 5, 2010

invisible hand

a hand that is invisible

wanking is now impossible because i have an invisible hand

by potatoboy June 8, 2004

Invisible Masturbation

When you put your hands in the air and say "invisible masturbation" it is a common term as it means no one else can see you masturbating in public

"Hey he's having invisible masturbation!"
"WOW he's cool, he's having some invisible masturbation

by Knowitalltohelpyouknowitall September 24, 2011

invisible hand

The process by which fees are removed from your bank account when you use the wrong/out-of-network automatic teller machine.

The "invisible hand" is going to take $2.50 for getting 20 bucks out of my checking account here.

by Nuska June 6, 2004

Invisible Stop Sign

A stop sign that is not there, but is observed by locals anyway. Often found at the end of freeway on-ramps, in parking lots, and in front of Yield signs in Massachusetts.

No officer, I did NOT see that she was stopped. Must have been that invisible stop sign.

by capnwacky March 28, 2009

Invisible Food Syndrom

IFS
Old people have this. When an old person continually moves their lips, mouth and/or tongue - as if they have food in their mouth, but they really don't. Someone with this condition is extremely annoying to be around.

*Old woman with Invisible Food Syndrome makes gross noises with her mouth for hours*
*Teenager leaves room so that she doesn't punch her grandmother*

by blahblahmeow April 25, 2009

invisible door

When banging a MILF named Barbara you pull out of her ass and try to blow your load in her mouth and her son named preston walks in and catches you in the act and you lose your erection

So I was balls deep in prestons mom last night and I was just banging the shit out of her and doing work and right when I pulled out of her ass and was ready to give her a deposite in her mouth preston walks in and right away I get the invisible door.

by Dwight Shrute January 5, 2008