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internet 

A gargantuan system of connected computers forming a network that spans the entire planet, witch is why it is also called the world wide web.
Or simply the thing on the screen you are reading this from.
The internet (atleast the one we know about) is entirely populated by humans (maybe),this is a very good excuse as to its state,after all humans are not the most organized bunch.It is possible to find anything and i mean anything here,including things that greatly cripple our world view and how you perceive your fellow earthlings because unhindered communication reaches the depths of the subconscious.(it is a good idea to leave your right/wrong distinguishing module off as it does not apply evenly with all individuals of Homo sapiens).
Modern human-This place has everything,including virtual AIDS that wrecks your computer.
time traveling wizard-Wow we didn't really change haven't we.

Internet,the doodle pad of the human consciousness
internet by MC-STEEL February 26, 2014
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A vast, swirling void of pornography, television, and cringe-worthy twelve-year-olds posting Warrior Cats fanfiction.
I was an Internet user once...
internet by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016

Internet 

Damnit. My porn on the beautiful internet caused cancer infected boils on my dick.
Internet by bigcronk69 January 18, 2017

Internet 

Life...
You can love the Internet, and you can hate the Internet.
Internet by Wolfgang Harvey May 3, 2017

Internet 

Ironically, one of the only places where you can't find any help on computer issues.
I try to look up how to fix my bluetooth settings on the internet and all I get are these horrible computer magazines that don't understand what they're doing.
Internet by AtheistExtremist November 1, 2017

Internet 

A series of dark caves, made up mostly of seven year old Minecraft players and forty year old trolls. Beware!
John: This creepy dude is stalking me over the internet.
Joe: hmm
John: Dammit joe!
Internet by Mumflr Fumperdink January 5, 2018