Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.

Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.

by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

Invector

Invector a website which contains humor , downloads and ringtones and more

Converstation
A : Yo dude, Where can i get free ringtones?
B : Duh!! Invector.US

by Luis February 19, 2005

insectoid

a cool person who has a crush on a dude named ronny

“hi insectoid”
“hi”
“ok fuck off you fucking nigger”
“sorry insectoid”
“ok”

by bigboy929 August 17, 2018

Inspecting the bunker

A bald faced lie, issued from someone in a position of power. Used to cover a potential embarrassing situation when they just don't want to admit it, but it's not fooling anyone. Could be as small as an unclaimed fart, or the president of a country fleeing in fear. It is PAINFULLY OBVIOUS NO ONE BELIEVES THE LIAR, but the ones lied to are not in a position to call the liar on it.

"I wasn't hiding from the protesters, I was just inspecting the bunker." also "The kids flat out caught me eating their Halloween candy but I totally inspected the bunker and told them it was some I had bought." and "My intern got on the elevator and smelled my fart, I just inspected the bunker and told her it was there when I got on too".

by Some call me Timmy June 9, 2020

Tiddy Inspection Day

The sister day of Penis Inspection Day where licensed Tiddy Inspectors are required to have every tiddy they find thoroughly inspected. No one is exempt from a tiddy inspection during this day.

“Citizens, Tiddy Inspection Day is in effect. You are legally required to whip em out. Please report to the nearest Tiddy Inspector in your area immediately.”

by 43-034 April 12, 2021

jizz injector

a device which would be used to inject male load directly in the anus of the common house plant.

hey sally could you pass me that jizz injector so i can pump this ficus full of my man gravy

by jerbmx420 January 20, 2011

ski instuctor

the middle man in a three way gay relationship, shaking his male partners cocks at the same time, thus looking like a ski instructor.

look! tarquin is juggling carl and quintin's cock's, he looks like a reet ski instructor.

by Stef January 23, 2004