by Chazmataz pussydestroyer November 20, 2019
Get the Jesse innocentmug. by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 23, 2022
Get the innocencemug. a innocent bribe is when you are innocent of a crime but you look really guilty. too much falsified evidence against you or powerful people accusing you. where its no way out and you will be find guilty no matter what. so you offer the police an innocent bribe telling them to take a bribe because you are innocent and its no way to beat this case. and it really comes down to your character how you live your life and what you did with it. to see if they trust you. you may even have a track record of previous crimes that people frame you for, and thought you would win because you was innocent and got found guilty for everything. it could of been multiple crimes that are similar to make you look guilty too. so this will be your only way out.
look mr/mrs officer i am innocent of these crimes but its no way to win this case. so take this innocent bribe so i can be free. you could even monitor secretly and see i dont do no other crimes and even the people who accuse me unless they are wolves/wolf in sheep clothing. you wont ever see the real them then.
by John Smith one of many johns March 12, 2022
Get the Innocent Bribemug. 1. Not being guilty to a crime
2. Didn't do anything wrong
3. Nothing happening to you Yet
4. Virginity
5. Not knowing about sex yet
2. Didn't do anything wrong
3. Nothing happening to you Yet
4. Virginity
5. Not knowing about sex yet
1. I'm Innocent of the crime
2. No I'm innocent Of doing drugs
3. I'm still innocent for the time being
4. She is longer innocent After college
5. She Found out too much she is not a innocent child
2. No I'm innocent Of doing drugs
3. I'm still innocent for the time being
4. She is longer innocent After college
5. She Found out too much she is not a innocent child
by 459395 March 7, 2022
Get the Innocentmug. by shaobisupernice August 23, 2021
Get the holy innocent high schoolmug. One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.
I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.
by maddash15 August 23, 2011
Get the innocent handwashermug. This kind of innocence is when someone, generally of a younger age or uneducated, is not aware of jokes and references of historical events, and/or is surprised when they find out about it.
This can also be used to define someone that jokes about tragic historical events and/or support these "ideologies" without really knowing what they are about.
This can also be used to define someone that jokes about tragic historical events and/or support these "ideologies" without really knowing what they are about.
py: yo sav check this sus shit out
*shows sav a roblox group that fetishises the a*yan race*
sav: i don't understand
laz: yoooo what the fuck
py: sav, do not lose your intellectual historical innocence
laz: for your own good
sav: uhh what
*shows sav a roblox group that fetishises the a*yan race*
sav: i don't understand
laz: yoooo what the fuck
py: sav, do not lose your intellectual historical innocence
laz: for your own good
sav: uhh what
by KLSFLW March 5, 2024
Get the intellectual historical innocencemug.