innocent handwasher

One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.

I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.

by maddash15 August 23, 2011

Innocent

Looks sweet and cute , and with those eyes could do wrong! .... Always tries to be good but is just to baaaaaaaaaaad , hehehe! .... The only thing missing is the Halo above them!

Betty and Jackie , who could see them as anything but innocent , hehehe

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023

innocent

Someone very sweet and non guilty and pure like Angie.

Angie is so cute and innocent she can never do anything wrong.

by Diego12345 June 15, 2024

Innocent

Alena

Alena is such an innocent soul!

by Lenzobsn August 23, 2022

intellectual historical innocence

This kind of innocence is when someone, generally of a younger age or uneducated, is not aware of jokes and references of historical events, and/or is surprised when they find out about it.

This can also be used to define someone that jokes about tragic historical events and/or support these "ideologies" without really knowing what they are about.

py: yo sav check this sus shit out

*shows sav a roblox group that fetishises the a*yan race*
sav: i don't understand
laz: yoooo what the fuck
py: sav, do not lose your intellectual historical innocence
laz: for your own good
sav: uhh what

by KLSFLW March 5, 2024

Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

Tight Innocent balls

"20-year-old testicles" refers to the testicles of a person who is 20 years old. Testicles are male reproductive organs responsible for producing sperm and testosterone. They are part of the male reproductive system and play a crucial role in sexual development and fertility. Testicles typically start developing and growing during puberty and continue to function throughout a man's life.

Person 1: Im happy
Person 2: Let me see your tight innocent balls
person 3: oh...

by CMBD August 9, 2023