Theatre Kid

One who has been to at least on broadway play. If they are on tour it does not count.

Also, they must know how to pronounce Lemon Man Well’s name.

“Wow Mary is really not much of a a theatre kid”

by NotNotLuke November 19, 2022

Dance Theatre Studio

The best dance studio in the world!

We dance for laughter we dance for tears we dance for madness, we dance for fears we dance for hopes we dance for screams we are the dancers we create the dreams

by Riba March 2, 2003

security theatre

Bloated, inconvenient, and invasive measures that are supposed to add protection but in reality only offer the illusion of extra protection while providing no real added safety.

> UNIX family is safer

Wow, what a security theatre

by Sir. B September 10, 2021

Theatre of Dreams

The home of Bantchester United. Name is to signify how after so many years of winning with Sir Alex Ferguson, they still dream of achieving good results while being a mid-table banter club whose ‘history’ is best in England

You: Wow, I’m here bro, in the Theatre of Dreams
Me: Nice one, keep dreaming of winning a trophy, like a UEL or Carabao Cup.
You: Nah we could probaly win a UCL or Prem.
Me: That’s right, keep dreaming in the Theatre of Dreams’

by anonymous October 3, 2023

Theatre hopping

The act of jumping between movies with only one paid session

guy: Yo babe you want to go theatre hopping today
babe: wtf that against the law

guy: well fuck you too

by KKKrosby January 6, 2017

theatre fairy

A man, involved in plays and musicals. People are usually questionable on what his sexuallality is. Very feminine.

Girl 1: Is he gay
Girl 2: No, I would say a theatre fairy?

by Theatrical July 29, 2016

Theatre beater

A theatre beater is the action of public masturbation inside of a movie theater. A theatre beater often happens during a moment of sexual tension or arousal within the movie being played; thus causing the movie goer to transition into a frenzy of their own personal delight. While often secretive, a theatre beater can be a distraction if done carelessly.

Hamilton: what was that man behind us doing?
Jerry: what man?
Hamilton: THE ONE INSIDE OF THR THEATRE TO TMNT!!
Jerry: oh him? He was getting in a rad theatre beater to Leonardo!!
Hamilton: HELL YEAH HE WAS, HE CAME ALL OVER TGE BACK OF MY HEAD!!

by TMNT SCRAPER March 24, 2025