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Tinder Ear

A bacterial infection, much like swimmers ear, that originated from bodily fluid explosion into ones ear. A mans cum or a females squirt that finds their partners ear and sits in there for days. Very painful medication needed.
I fucked the shit out of Kelly 2 days ago and she squirted in my right ear. Now it’s throbbing....fuck....I must have tinder ear
by Ggboiiii July 25, 2019
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Ear cheese

The weird smelly shit that resides in an ear piercing.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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ear spray

overflow sounds from someone listening to their ipod too loud,
possibly first coined by an npr editorial.
sitting on the train for four hours with ear spray on me from the raging 15 year old brittany fan, what fun.
by tim brown from downtown July 19, 2006
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Ear rape

A very loud bassbosted noise, music, or sound that is so loud it hurts to listen to
I was on YouTube and then a ear rape video came on now my ears hurt
by Jookson910 February 9, 2018
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beagles ears

Wow she just tripped up over her beagles ears!
by Mr Sagg October 30, 2013
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hipster's ear

An ear with scars under the earlobe from pulling off shirts that are 2 sizes too small.
1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.
by agninaoakz September 20, 2014
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Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.
EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...
by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016
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