The part of the Internet that can't spell (texts or tweets everything, and badly), can't write a sentence or three to express an idea (life comes in 140 character bites), maybe can't read (consume everything from videos or podcasts). No prob with abbrevs: abbreviations can help write a thought with less typing, and that's good. The inability to express an idea more complex than "Like!" is not good.
It's so hard to understand posts from the illiternet thru all the mangled language and incomplete ideas!
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Get the illiteral mug.The stupid bullshit women read in their spare time; everything from trashy, soft-core (and slightly rapey) "romantic" novels, to Cosmo and self-help books. May include vampires, serene landscapes with big, sweaty farmhands, and coupons for Ben & Jerry's.
Girl: Is 50 Shades of Grey fiction or non-fiction?
Guy: Neither, it's illiterature.
Guy: Here, I bought you some illiterature to read at the beach
Girl: OMG, thank you so much I just CANNOT get over the Twilight series!
Guy: Neither, it's illiterature.
Guy: Here, I bought you some illiterature to read at the beach
Girl: OMG, thank you so much I just CANNOT get over the Twilight series!
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A piece of classic or contemporary literature that is exceedingly and painfully dull, boring, inane, banal, and unreadable.
Illiterature is usually not read on one's own accord. Teachers usually assign illiterature to students in times of rest such as spring break. Man students fail their English classes due to this unreadable material.
A piece of classic or contemporary literature that is exceedingly and painfully dull, boring, inane, banal, and unreadable.
Illiterature is usually not read on one's own accord. Teachers usually assign illiterature to students in times of rest such as spring break. Man students fail their English classes due to this unreadable material.
"Tess of the D'Urbervilles is an excelent example of classic British illiterature."
"The illiterature that my English teacher assigned us to read is simply too dull to read for more than five minutes at a time."
"The illiterature that my English teacher assigned us to read is simply too dull to read for more than five minutes at a time."
by Jmanpc April 21, 2006
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Retards who are too lazy to type four letter words.
Or, use 1337 speak or warez. It just makes them look idiots. Especially when they talk like they're on AOL when they are on message boards. It's not legible. No one wants to read their crap. Usually, illiterates try to diss you in school. Just bring up their poor english and use it against them.
Retards who are too lazy to type four letter words.
Or, use 1337 speak or warez. It just makes them look idiots. Especially when they talk like they're on AOL when they are on message boards. It's not legible. No one wants to read their crap. Usually, illiterates try to diss you in school. Just bring up their poor english and use it against them.
by Spikey James January 12, 2006
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Judy says, "Guys, what's a Vagita?" ...it's actually "Vagina"...So, Judy is Illterate
Judy says, "Guys, what's a Vagita?" ...it's actually "Vagina"...So, Judy is Illterate
by Danda January 22, 2004
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