I can't go to that island disease

the Inability to go to a location, the first to develop this was the brave warrior of the sea Go D Ussop.

"Let's go to that Island"
"No bro, I have developed I can't go to that island disease"
"Dang dude."

by Assinine Muffin January 17, 2024

I can't decide

The button u might press when u vote for:
president
flavor of donuts
if this should be a definition

I can't decide if i want chocholate-covered pickles or marshmallow pizza

by Dinoboy33664455nvrguess November 5, 2020

I can't talk

A humorous phrase uttered by someone who is trying to speak but gets tongue-tied in the process.

"You know, I thought- Unintelligible"

"Jesus! I can't talk!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

I can't compeed

When the blister already burst and you can't put a Compeed brand band aid on it

"Try putting on a Compeed" - "Nah, bitch's already burst, i can't compeed!"

by Myam13 March 30, 2021

I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.

That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"

by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025

U know i can't do the waterdrop

a quote from the legend himself, simon.b.k. He was having an epic beatbox battle with a pal, when suddenly he was faced with a challenge to for even the legend, the idol, a man of much respect and honor. He.... *cries in shame* could in fact not do the waterdrop sound effect :(

"u know i can't do the waterdrop"

by sara779j May 10, 2020

I can't find it

Something you say to your mum when you can't find something, moments before she instantly out of nowhere finds it.

Timmy: Mum? I can't find it.
Mum: *does magic shit, before summoning it out of thin air.* SEE I FOUND IT UR DUM-ASS EYES

by crazedLunatic May 9, 2022