Homer Simpson

The most popular dad on tv(probably cuz he strangles his kids)

D'oh, said Homer Simpson

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020

hoverhand

When a dude awkwardly has his arm around a girl, but doesn't actually touch her. Rather, he hovers his hand over her shoulder region.

Man, Ricky is such a fat awkward fuck. Look at him hoverhanding that girl.

by xsni December 4, 2010

homer simpson

The modern Renaissance man.

Homer Simpson for President!

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

hoerucker

a person who annoys or rucks hoes

"OMG, STOP ANNOYING ME YOU HOERUCKER"
"HE IS SUCH A FUCKING HOERUCKER!"

by thatguyinthe corner August 26, 2009

Tom Haverford

A character played by Aziz Ansari on "Parks and Recreation". He's the funniest, is always willing to party, and gets the most chicks.

Tom Haverford: Lucy is my girlfriend...

by teheeeeeheeee August 20, 2010

homer simpson

The model of every father in the world. Possibly the greatest father in history.

Lisa, just because I don't care dosen't mean I don't understand.

by bigtones September 11, 2004

Hovergrind

Awkard moment when a male tries grinding (form of dancing) with a good looking female but does not quite reach physical contact. In most cases, the female does not notice the hovergrind behind her.

Is that loser dancing with that cutie? No dude, the girl doesn't even know, he's doing the hovergrind.

by Leo33nyc December 29, 2012