TV Hermit

An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.

Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.

by vitalshot June 23, 2011

mountain snow hermit

Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.

"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."

by Chinesechicken! March 14, 2016

Hermitting

Verb for the word Hermit,
The act of being alone, with no social life and being married to either YouTube, league of legends or other computer entertainment

This girl is hermitting today because of the weather.

by Hermitt badger November 9, 2015

arse hermit

Large bubble of puss that forms over the anus blocking waste from exiting.

timmy quit being such a arse hermit .

by Jdiajcb June 14, 2016

hermitity

Using the word "Hermit" as a verb. Hermit being the status given to oneself or another for staying home in solitude without regard for society or social conforms.

"I'm about to go into a long bout of hermitity"

by SwoleStealer July 15, 2016