Skip to main content

Having a Milardo 

One is said to be "having a Milardo" when one who is usually very mild mannered totally flips out at or in front of his co-workers. This tantrum will have every other word being "Fuck" or "Fucking" or "What the Fuck", and while attempting to remain "blameless" wants to put the screws to whomever has got his dander up in such a way. Formerly referred to as having a "Mauriello".
"Holy Shit! I thought it was going to come to fistacuffs when Joe was having a Milardo at Andrew the other day. He totally lost his mind and went completely berzerk!"

having one off the wrist 

Another way of saying I'm going to masterbate
I put a lock on your door so your mum can't catch you having one off the wrist

self-hating curry 

An Indian person who is dissatisfied with their ancestry.

c.f. Self-hating Jew.
Indian Person: Fuck off, I don't speak Curry!
Other: Oh, you're one of those self-hating currys
self-hating curry by AtticusRyan August 28, 2009

having a brown 

Having a poo, squeezing one out.

We all enjoy it.
I'm having a brown, can I call you back?
having a brown by FreyOlly January 20, 2007

we're not having sex 

i'm completely helpless to your charm & witty sense humor and if you make a move on me we are definitely having sex
boy: can i buy you a drink?
girl: ok, but we're not having sex
boy: hmm... *i wonder how far i can get her legs behind her head*

Having Kittens 

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.
1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"
Having Kittens by Splashers May 14, 2009