A religion in which you are dating/married to a great number of famous and/or hot people. Sort of like polygamism but for relationships.
Guy: Will you be my girlfriend?
Girl: Sorry, I'm a hotlygamist.
Guy: You should have mentionned earlier that you practiced Hotlygamism.
Girl: Sorry, I'm a hotlygamist.
Guy: You should have mentionned earlier that you practiced Hotlygamism.
by crnchx April 22, 2011
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Ben: (groaning) Oh, I threw my back out. I should have done my Hatleystretch.
Liv: No problem. I was about to do my Tai Chi anyway. Want me to help?
Ben: Sure! Once I stretch out, here, I'm hopping on the Benmobile. (Ben and Liv start stretching each other)
Liv: Here, easy there, don't overstretch it, now. You don't want to tear up a muscle.
Ben: Yeah, you're right. Maybe we should just do it easy so that we just warm the muscle. We don't want it to rip.
Nick: What are you two doing? Can I try it, too?
Ben: Sure! Its just our Hatleystretch. Why don't you try it? Granma Liv can help.
Liv: (takes Nick and starts stretching him) Now this is easy. Just do what I do, okay?
Nick: (starts laughing) Wow! This feels great. Have you always done this?
(Ben and Liv both start laughing)
Ben: Yup! We've been doing it for several years. Heck, I invented it! Used to do it when I lugged mail.
Liv: I've done it, too! Helps me with my Tai Chi. (lunges at Nick doing a crane punch)
Nick: Wow! Hatleystretches are nice! I'm gonna have to tell Mommy and Daddy how!
Liv: No problem. I was about to do my Tai Chi anyway. Want me to help?
Ben: Sure! Once I stretch out, here, I'm hopping on the Benmobile. (Ben and Liv start stretching each other)
Liv: Here, easy there, don't overstretch it, now. You don't want to tear up a muscle.
Ben: Yeah, you're right. Maybe we should just do it easy so that we just warm the muscle. We don't want it to rip.
Nick: What are you two doing? Can I try it, too?
Ben: Sure! Its just our Hatleystretch. Why don't you try it? Granma Liv can help.
Liv: (takes Nick and starts stretching him) Now this is easy. Just do what I do, okay?
Nick: (starts laughing) Wow! This feels great. Have you always done this?
(Ben and Liv both start laughing)
Ben: Yup! We've been doing it for several years. Heck, I invented it! Used to do it when I lugged mail.
Liv: I've done it, too! Helps me with my Tai Chi. (lunges at Nick doing a crane punch)
Nick: Wow! Hatleystretches are nice! I'm gonna have to tell Mommy and Daddy how!
by Dusty's Baby Powder June 11, 2011
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Hailyi's smart
by TheGiver11 November 6, 2012
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Hanlyan Citizen: Hail the Hanlyan Kingdom!
King Noah J.C. Hanley, Esquire III, Lord over Hanlya and all of His glorious provinces: Indeed, my good citizen! Now off to your brothel!
King Noah J.C. Hanley, Esquire III, Lord over Hanlya and all of His glorious provinces: Indeed, my good citizen! Now off to your brothel!
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When a hater compliments you while talking behind clinched jaw and teeth, followed by a faintly audible insult as you are walking away.
When a hater compliments you while talking behind clinched jaw and teeth, followed by a faintly audible insult as you are walking away.
That hatlimentmade me smile.
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