Hassan

An overweight black male who cant live without bowl of Nutella and crackers. They are usually homosexual.

Person 1: Stop eating junk ur being a Hassan

by okkkurr March 5, 2019

hassan

a fatass with zero bitches and also wants to commit suicide his main goal is to touch saranya

hassan: im a fatass

by your mom12395 March 20, 2024

Hassaned

When you have something really important to do tomorrow but you hang out with your friend named Hasan and end up going on a 7 day bender, spending your life savings, placing bets on high stakes underground poker games, waking up next to strange men and women with no clothes, sometimes in a different country.

Bro, I had a job interview this morning but I got Hassaned and I haven't been home yet..

by supermeowmeowkitten December 3, 2025

Hassan Mohamed

This is a man who will be very religious but very kind and enjoyable. He is a man that can work and won't give up in anything. He always has girls chasing him around everywhere but he doesn't enjoy it. This is definitely the guy you wanna be best friends with because if you do you will enjoy your life forever

Yo I wanna be in Hassan Mohamed's life OMG

by Sombway November 22, 2021