Hard Parker

Someone who builds a badass car and never uses it for it's intended purpose.

Erwin spent all his money on making his car track worthy, but when track day comes he would rather sit there and be a hard parker instead.

by HammeredRacoon/MAD SCIENTIST November 15, 2009

Hard ball get

This is a term used predominantly in the Australian Football League (AFL) to describe a 50 50 ball that is contested fiercely. Getting a 'hard ball get' is generally associated with tougher, better players who are not afraid to get involved in the game.

Tim wouldn't know a hard ball get if it hit him in the face.

by Hubsy August 13, 2010

Hard Bonerism

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.

Will is a hard bonerism.

by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

hard L

Taking a Hard Loss at something.
just being a complete failure

You take a hard L

guy1: You study for the exam?
guy2: no i didn't, im going to take a hard L tomrrow

by The FDPPDFM December 11, 2016

cold hard facts

Facts without anything added to make them more pleasant or interesting.

Facts that are devoid of any emotions, the blatant irreversible truth.

Nobody asked you to spit cold hard facts in this chat. Calm down.

by Atlanta Footwear April 24, 2021

hard pic

A picture that is so dope and cool that one would consider it as “hard” or “tuff”

“Ayyo you seen this picture?”
“Yeah man that’s a hard pic”

by iBeFlyinHighShawty December 19, 2021

Smash my Hard Drive

Male Masturbation

I was camping with my buddys all week so I couldn't wait to get home and smash my hard drive

by NickandBilly August 26, 2016