Hard as Chuck

A quantifiable intestinal fortitude, equating to the absolute resoluteness of Chuck Norris.

Tomy : I broke my finger at work, but finished the job anyways. I'm hard as fuck!
Brian : Yeah? Well I took 3 9mm rounds to the chest and still finished a marathon. I'm hard as Chuck!

by FXCWRocker December 28, 2011

hard alcoholic

A person who does not consume alcohol but partakes in hard drugs.

Friend, make me a strong mocktail heavy on the cocaine rim– please, for I am a hard alcoholic! Also, a ginger ale on the side. Thank you so much.

by lance_u_skokie February 15, 2017

You’re hard aren’t ya

When somebody try’s to act tough at school but fails and ends up being embarrassed in front of all of his mates. Is also used in a sarcastic way

Year 7 : shut the fuck up blud you fuckin what?!1

Year 11: you’re hard aren’t ya

by daniel55555 September 12, 2020

hard attack

1) Getting a heart attack from doing sex, while being "hard".

2) Getting a boner for no apparent reason whatsoever, frequent with young boys.

You know that greasy fries are probably not good for you, as your father died from a "hard attack". So do you mind
if I finish eating them?

When I was young, I always got some "hard attacks" at school
just by looking at the girls. I hated when a teacher asked
me to stand up, since I had a huge bone showing through my pants.

by Dan The Rod Leroux August 24, 2006

try hard asian

A try hard asian is a asian person who trys to hang out with Australians in australia but doesnt know that the Aussies dont like them. A try hard asian only makes conversation by putting down other people or by making stupid/random comments that are stupid though while the try hard asian is trying to be cool.

try hard asian: You sucked yesterday playing touch rugby
Myself: what are you talking about?
try hard asian: Um no one passed to you yesterday when you were playing touch rugby so you suck
myself: Uh i didnt play touch yesterday
try hard asian: yeh well you still suck if you did

by anonoonnononoymous November 17, 2009

hard as fuck

to be at the limit of erect, so so so hard, can only come from man on man sex

last night after church i was hjard as fuck and so rammed into johnnyso that it was painful, god i was so super right on hard as fuck

by fb December 31, 2004

hard as pie

when a penis is erect, it is hard as pie.

When I saw that hot girl, my dick got "hard as pie"

by !!!!! May 10, 2007