ham ham

a h/g to everyone except fo haters, a lover who loves guyz especially da one spesho person dat she cant stop thinking about XDD............

emery aka dorkie x lover

by ham ham December 28, 2004

HAM

A man's flaccid penis.

I love HAM, said ryan. It just tastes better!

by Hammy Goldstine February 5, 2008

HAM

Half Ass Motherfucker
Doing things half way

You have turned into a Fat Ham lately.

by SJW666 October 7, 2011

HAM

1. Horny and Mexican, 2. Hard as a Motherfucker.

1. Jose walked out of the strip club (his grandmothers house) all HAM.

2. I was so HAM in your mom last night bro, she was lovin it.

by George "the Faget" Fisher April 2, 2010

HAM

A place where a bunch of pocket protecter wearing lame asses gather to talk on 2 way radios. Usually a bunch of real lame ass geeks. Always on HAM Radio

Hey albert, I'll hook up with you and the rest of the chess club on the repeater.. With the rest of the losers.On the ham radio

by Scottdawg December 28, 2005

Ham

To be very hot/attractive/sexy.

"Izzy is SO HAM!!!"

by Izzyisseriouslythebest January 24, 2009

hammed

Getting a 2 week old ham sandwich stuffed in your face 10 times.

When you are sitting down minding your own business and some jerk comes from behind and stuffs a sandwich in your face. He then yells "You got HAMMED"

by Hammed May 5, 2008