Any person/group in a school hallway that poses a threat to those passing; unremarkable people posing as obstacles to those trying to get to class.
Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.
Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.
person 1: damn, this school is full of assholes and hallway howards.
person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.
person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.
by acxi January 26, 2019
A bait and switch, by tricking a person into believing you are going to complete one action to them, and then subsequently ignoring that action and completing another that is completely absurd and/or unrelated.
Her pretending to pull me into a broom closet but then actually sending me to an ancient stairwell was a complete Egyptian Hallway.
A bitch that's been ran through so much her pussy can literally be walked in by little people and sound like a cave system inside dripping the STD infections
by Darksidecountry August 14, 2023
The Purple Hallway is one of the three hallways. It houses numerous peoples, the two most notable being the group of meme lords guarding the entrance to the dungeon, and PDROPH. The hallway is often visited by the Arson Gang.
A: Let's eat lunch in the Purple Hallway today.
B: But what about those PDROPH weirdoes?
A: Just ignore them!
B: But what about those PDROPH weirdoes?
A: Just ignore them!
by myopiniondoesn’tcount May 22, 2020
When the smells of twelve girls wearing half a bottle of perfume, three guys who spilled aftershave all over themselves, and the mexican janitor's attempt to hide the smell of weed in the supply closets by spraying them with two cans of air freshener collide into one Hallway Haze.
Guy 1: "Hey man, the Hallway Haze is particularly thick today."
Guy 2: "Yeah, definitely, I think janitor Hernandes sprayed a few cans too many while trying to cover up the scent of his weed."
Guy 2: "Yeah, definitely, I think janitor Hernandes sprayed a few cans too many while trying to cover up the scent of his weed."
by Ugh_ugh_ugh February 09, 2015
When the smells of twelve girls wearing half a bottle of perfume, three guys who spilled aftershave all over themselves, and the mexican janitor's attempt to hide the smell of weed in the supply closets by spraying them with two cans of air freshener collide into one Hallway Haze.
Guy 1: "Hey man, the Hallway Haze is particularly thick today."
Guy 2: "Yeah, definitely, I think janitor Hernandes sprayed a few cans too many while trying to cover up the scent of his weed."
Guy 2: "Yeah, definitely, I think janitor Hernandes sprayed a few cans too many while trying to cover up the scent of his weed."
by Ugh_ugh_ugh February 09, 2015
The Yellow Hallway is one of the three hallways. This hallway houses numerous upperclassmen, along with Lucus the Loner. Part of this hallway is scarcely used, and PDROPH and other groups use it when they wish for a private conversation or negotiation.
by myopiniondoesn’tcount May 22, 2020