hairy eyelids

adj. Hairy eyelids refers to a paticular person that has a number of perverted or sexually devient physical qualities.
ie. Sloped neanderthal browline

Skuzzy, unkept beard

Large, rapist style reading glasses

Drives a large piece of shit white cargo van...probably ford.

Hey amanda, don't let your children near that dirt bag hes got some "hairy eyelids."

by Lovinglife258 November 27, 2009

Hairy Hound

V: The act of fucking someone up the ass and spitting on his or her back. Then when they turn around you blow your load in their face and show them your pubes while howling.
N: A fluffy dog.

Jordan Hairy Hounded Amanda

by Frank Sinatra February 19, 2007

Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

Hairy Caterpillar

When the male genital area is so overgrown with disheveled and unkempt pubes that it makes the penis look like a hairy caterpillar.

My friend got so drunk that he pulled down his pants and started masturbating his hairy caterpillar in front of everyone.

by me.....)()( March 9, 2014

Hairy Jane

When you sprinkle a pubic hair onto a blunt of marijuana

Hey Brandon wanna light up a Hairy Jane

by YouKnowMeV2 July 21, 2021

Hairy Volcano

When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.

My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!

by Rocketeer814 February 4, 2012

hairy nelson

when you are performing oral sex on an au natural woman, she farts and a stain is left on your chin.

I had too much drink last night so my old lady gave me a hairy nelson.

by sidewalk sam September 30, 2013