Gym Teacher

I am so fucking over my Gym Teacher! She acts like she is the dictator of the entire school and makes us do these useless excercises! Like holy fuck, do we have to learn Volleyball for the 164829th year??? Another degrading thing she does is blame us for so much as breathing because she hates every last one of us 7th graders. I never want to see her bitch ass face that looks like a Karen again

Gym teachers are the definitions of whores

by adam-slayer April 13, 2020

gym strong

When someone is strong according to weight lifting standards, but when placed into a situation where strength is needed for more than three seconds, said person does not have the strength/stamina to overcome the obstacle.

When a stout individual who lifts weights tries to loosen a rust locked lug nut on a tire..... "come on, gym strong, it's not heavy.

by VanillGorilla September 24, 2015

Gym Kardashian

A big-butted, strong woman who attends the gym in full makeup including fake lashes and heavy contouring.

Today at the gym I saw several Gym Kardashians working their glutes on the machines without smudging a stroke of mascara.

by HButt66 December 1, 2019

gym camper

pokemon player who camps at gyms and takes over them when someone else defeats it.

this dude keeps taking over the gym every time i defeat it. he's such a gym camper!

by Apocalypse 2099 September 7, 2016

Gym teacher

A teacher who teaches gym and is usually a pervert. He also flirts with all of the young teachers and ur mom. He is also a hypocrite who tells you to exercise when he is over weight.

Josie: I don't want to go to gym, the gym teacher is weird
Elle: Yeah, Coach Pagano is such a perv

by Dmoneyis_cool August 19, 2021

Gym Gravity

Gym Gravity is an undetectable force that takes place late at night when only two or three people are in the gym. Without intention the small amount of people will inevitably end up working out right next to eachother.

"Bro every time I'm in the gym and there's just one other guy there they always end up working out next to me." "Don't worry man that's just gym gravity it can't be stopped."

by Chynno October 7, 2017

Gym Meet

An NDP tradition that’s almost a century old (and also copied by every other private girls school in MD in some way) where the four classes compete against each other for the coveted silver cup and march, song, aerobics, and dance plaques. Seniors typically win because of experience unless your grade is unbelievably good (1985 and 2019 won as juniors). Nobody does school work or talks about anything else for the whole first week of March and it causes MAJOR drama (but let’s be honest, the petty girls are just mad they suck)

ndp girl: WHEN are you getting a spray tan for gym meet???

ndp girl #2: I wanted to go before mini meet but I know Aruba will be packed

by girl_powr March 13, 2019